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[manipulative]

@KATHERINE

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[engender]

Your reputation is safe.

[manipulative]

Thank god. I was so worried everyone would be knocking down my door with their requests I hem their pants.

[ wait, she shouldn't plant that seed in his head. ]

Which I don't do, by the way.

[engender]

I'll make a note of that. Katherine doesn't hem pants. Good enough? Do you need me to broadcast it?

[manipulative]

I think we can leave the broadcasting until next month. Maybe in the next decade.

In the meantime, if everyone in this town finds out that I know how to, I'll know who it came from, and I'll be very disappointed.

[ she'll even cross-stitch "i'm disappointed" just for him. ]

[engender]

If I'm here in the next decade then everyone will know how good your hemming skills are.

[manipulative]

Has anyone ever told you you are the absolute worst?

[engender]

One teenager who never shuts up. But, I grew on him, too. You might be doomed.

[manipulative]

Never shuts up in the sense that he's too stubborn to let you get a word in? Because I think I'll like him for that reason alone.

[engender]

Say that now. Meet him. Have one conversation with him. This is his number.