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[manipulative]

@KATHERINE

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[anklemonitor]

i am not that tall
so i guess i can't say i'm tall.

but i'm not short either
middle sized

[manipulative]

[ but what is that in ant man? ]

So with this revelation, shouldn't your username be "gomiddlesize"?

[anklemonitor]

but that's so long and boring!!!

[manipulative]

"Gomid"?

[ this is why katherine has her name as her username. no creativity whatsoever. ]

[anklemonitor]

that makes me sound like an alien.

[manipulative]

But you'd be a medium-sized alien with cute unsexy love handles. What's not great about that?

[anklemonitor]

wow

i don't even want to know me with that description

[manipulative]

[ she can't help but laugh. ]

Me neither. So I'll answer you properly now. Love handles can be sexy as long as you know how to handle them. Be insecure over them? Not very sexy. Own them? Now, that's very sexy.

[anklemonitor]

and how do you own them?

just accept that they're there and be proud of them?

[manipulative]

Don't be ashamed of them. They're a part of who you are, and if someone doesn't like it, then they get to miss out on appreciating them.

[ accept your flaws, scott! ]

Love handles are sexy on confident men.

[anklemonitor]

( you were kind of good at this, katherine. )

do you like them? i'm not propositioning you, i have a girlfriend. i'm curious.

[manipulative]

What a loss for every man and woman out there. You're very cute.

[ press f to pay respects to all the broken hearts in the universe. ]

I like them on men who don't let them get in the way. It gives some people character.

Are you worried your girlfriend won't love them?

[anklemonitor]

well, she's seen them
and she hasn't dumped me yet

so.
i guess she's okay with them?

[manipulative]

Ooo, that's a good sign. Are you worried about your love handles because she pays attention to them?

[anklemonitor]

no i worry about them because she's younger than me and can do better

[manipulative]

Please. I sincerely doubt that.

But humor me. How old are you?

[ do you not ask a dilf how old he is?? ]

[anklemonitor]

thirty

ish

maybe older

[manipulative]

Thirty-ish? You're practically a baby.

[ to her, he's an embryo. ]

[anklemonitor]

what?

no i'm not! i'm older than you, i bet

[manipulative]

Tell me your age, then. I bet you I'm older.

[anklemonitor]

late thirties.
maybe forty
ish

[manipulative]

[ this is her last chance to back out and lie and say she's 19. ]

Still a baby in comparison to me.

I'm 538.
I think. I could be a few years off. The year here honestly confuses me.

[anklemonitor]

you're

what?

how

[manipulative]

Drinking the blood of my enemies.

[ that's... kind of actually true. ]

You do remember my secret, don't you? Bit fangy.

[anklemonitor]

oh

that's right

so you live that long