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[manipulative]

@KATHERINE

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[manipulative]

[ ... not the worst weird question she's ever been asked with zero context. ]

That depends. Are they yours?

[anklemonitor]

they could be.

i'm getting a little older and i might be a little soft.

[manipulative]

Hm. That could be a dealbreaker. What else do you have to counteract that? Nice hands? Jawline? Blue eyes? I'm sure there's a positive in here somewhere to distract from your unsexy soft love handles.

[anklemonitor]

i'm smart
and i think i have good hair
and i'm cute
how's that?

[manipulative]

Hm. It's good, but not great. You do risk being overshadowed by your love handles. Are you tall?

[anklemonitor]

tall enough.

how tall do you have to be to be tall?

[manipulative]

At leasts 6'5". Maybe 6'6", although you're bordering on being obnoxiously tall with that one.

[anklemonitor]

i am not that tall
so i guess i can't say i'm tall.

but i'm not short either
middle sized

[manipulative]

[ but what is that in ant man? ]

So with this revelation, shouldn't your username be "gomiddlesize"?

[anklemonitor]

but that's so long and boring!!!

[manipulative]

"Gomid"?

[ this is why katherine has her name as her username. no creativity whatsoever. ]

[anklemonitor]

that makes me sound like an alien.

[manipulative]

But you'd be a medium-sized alien with cute unsexy love handles. What's not great about that?

[anklemonitor]

wow

i don't even want to know me with that description

[manipulative]

[ she can't help but laugh. ]

Me neither. So I'll answer you properly now. Love handles can be sexy as long as you know how to handle them. Be insecure over them? Not very sexy. Own them? Now, that's very sexy.

[anklemonitor]

and how do you own them?

just accept that they're there and be proud of them?

[manipulative]

Don't be ashamed of them. They're a part of who you are, and if someone doesn't like it, then they get to miss out on appreciating them.

[ accept your flaws, scott! ]

Love handles are sexy on confident men.

[anklemonitor]

( you were kind of good at this, katherine. )

do you like them? i'm not propositioning you, i have a girlfriend. i'm curious.

[manipulative]

What a loss for every man and woman out there. You're very cute.

[ press f to pay respects to all the broken hearts in the universe. ]

I like them on men who don't let them get in the way. It gives some people character.

Are you worried your girlfriend won't love them?

[anklemonitor]

well, she's seen them
and she hasn't dumped me yet

so.
i guess she's okay with them?

[manipulative]

Ooo, that's a good sign. Are you worried about your love handles because she pays attention to them?

[anklemonitor]

no i worry about them because she's younger than me and can do better

[manipulative]

Please. I sincerely doubt that.

But humor me. How old are you?

[ do you not ask a dilf how old he is?? ]

[anklemonitor]

thirty

ish

maybe older

[manipulative]

Thirty-ish? You're practically a baby.

[ to her, he's an embryo. ]